Monday, November 28, 2011

Great lines

Most people like the Beatles, right? But the thing is that most people are
fucking douchebags. So, following that logic, the Beatles wrote music that
appeals primarily to fucking douchebags. Therefore, ipso facto, fuck the

Summer is in da house! And you know what that means. It¹s time to cut holes
in the pockets of your swim trunks and head down to the beach for some
serious jackin¹. But be sure to bring a baby with you, so if anyone gives
you flak you can just say you¹re looking for diaper pins.

What is it about that color pink that just screams, ³Every male relationship
I have ever had has ended up in screaming fits and faux suicide attempts².

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